Tits, tits, tits! --And barely any talent.

No, really. I've got some slight talent at this game. Meaning I know how to play the game above the basic level and understanding. Depending on what you'd see in me, I may be considered Average or Above Average but not beyond that. Beam Impacts happen as often as

Here it is, the application of the century. I bet the title grabbed your attention--

• My name is Chelsea, and I'm admitting to being a Junior D at the moment. Yes, I did see that you're only allowing Senior+ candidates for approval, but hell. I ought'a try anyway.
  
• I'm 20, charismatic, and strive to become a better player. Funny, witty, perverse, and a little ridiculous-- I'm the Majestic Stallion (I know those are male horses, but srsly, that's funny right there.)
  
• Yes! I do have tits. Not important, hurrrrr.
  
• I'm on every other day on average. Sometimes more or less depending on situational changes. (Or the time of the month, *giggle*. Sick.)
  
• I found the guild due to Banana's untimely appearance with Baffles in a tournament just a moment ago. I almost didn't get Speeder thanks to Baffles. Fffft, haha. I'm only messin'.
  
• I've played Pangya on and off for about 2 years. Many accounts have been created as I never could play without those blasted Lucky clubs. I have come around to going farther as I made a commitment with my character (Hana) to stay on one account. And I have.
  
• I learn well, even though I can be stubborn when I'm consistently doing bad when I'm actually trying. On the other hand, I'm quite care-free and laid back with results as long as I enjoy those I'm around (and from I heard, I would definitely be a blast and also have a great time, too! *Thumbs up* 'Nanners).
  
• This application has already drawn on and I don't think I was as funny as I wanted to be.

And that's the list of compiled uselessness. Trust me, I'm more fun during live conversations and with responses. So even if I get rejected, might I ask for a few rounds of golf? I could use more friends regardless of a guild. I promise to be an enjoyment to whoever I come in contact with! Err, anything else... I suppose you can just ask or tear me to shreds via comments! I'll take it like a man. Except in the tits. That hurts!

Spazzle-- in game Name. Hana and Arin currently reside in my character roster. It was a pleasure applying.

amazin... just amazin lol

Thanks for applying Chelsea. It was an amusing read.

It's good to hear you're sticking with one account. When it reaches Senior E, you'll be considered.
In your essay, you didn't mention where you're from? Are you British?
The vast majority of the guild is American, but we do have several Europeans.
Playing 3 times (or more) per week is fine.

When you reach Senior, or at least high-Junior A, play some of the people on the staff list.
See you on the greens.

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LMAO

did someone mention tits??? i dont know you ass from apple but you got my approval

PMSL somehow I KNEW our Ozz would be posting here ASAP!

Hiya Chelsea!! I loved your application! You sound like a really fun lady and I'd love to have a game with you

Add me as a friend ingame and we'll hit some balls
IGN: Rooikop(e38)

i could not resist.and it's good to let em know the guilds pervert is always on the prowl!!

Lmao this is one interesting application. Go level up so we can play.. I don't like whacking my balls alone

Spazzle wrote:

[*]Yes! I do have tits. Not important, hurrrrr.

Not important?

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NOT important?

You disgust me Spazzle.

Potato wrote:

Spazzle wrote:

[*]Yes! I do have tits. Not important, hurrrrr.

Not important?

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NOT important?

You disgust me Spazzle.

mehh any more than a handful is a waste!!

ozzfan111 wrote:

mehh any more than a handful is a waste bonus!!

Fixed.

agree with CC lol.

Tits = you are in

Pics of the tits = you have my position (commander) LOL j/k

Loved the app! Stay in touch as ur level progresses.... look foward to seeing you in game

I have some beautiful tits, yet no one wants me like they want you... kidding. Nice application Spazzle!

About the commander position neon, if I post one here.....

ALL I CAN SAY IS WOW
AND SPAZZLE HIT ME UP ILL HELP U LEVEL QUICK

lol

I think I almost spat my drink all over my keyboard! Anyway, Spazzle you do sound like lots of fun. I'm no officer but if you see me online feel free to send a friend request and we'll play a few. Oh and btw, from a woman's perspective, too much more than a handful can be a pain. No I do not speak from personal experience it's just what I've heard so I thought I'd throw it out there lol.

Finally had a game with spazzle! What a fun time!!! I don't think I stopped laughing

Looking forward to more games